*at a club*
some guy: hey babe put your number in my phone
me: *takes phone*
me: *opens pokemon go*
me: *gives myself all the pokemon*
me: *hands back phone and runs away*
me: team rocket's blasting off again!
some guy: hey babe put your number in my phone
me: *takes phone*
me: *opens pokemon go*
me: *gives myself all the pokemon*
me: *hands back phone and runs away*
me: team rocket's blasting off again!
